AI Makes Up Cases, Court Says ‘Sure, Why Not’: Judge signed off on party’s proposed order. Didn’t bother to check the made up cases. Textualism/Originalism May Be Bankrupt, But Like Donald Trump Always Is… Ignoring Costs, Harming People Who Trust Them In Good Faith, And Barreling Forward To The Next Crisis Of Their Own Making: Justice Breyer delivers well-crafted critiques that misunderstand that proponents aren’t trying to win the argument, they’re trying to have smart people treat them like they have ideas worth engaging. John Roberts Replies On Cue: The Chief Justice took time out of his busy schedule to clarify that people like Breyer may have detailed, powerful, constitutionally valid criticisms, but they’re losers because SCOREBOARD! SIX VOTES, SUCKAS! Diddy Covers RICO Sauve: Prosecutors reached for racketeering. Missed. The Definition Of Psychosis…: Speaking of doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, Trump appeals Perkins Coie loss. Law Firms Exhibit Serious ‘I Got Dumped, So Let’s Get Married’ Energy: After losing 60 attorneys, Biglaw firm entertains merger talks. Trump’s Lawyers Play Iowa Civ Pro Roulette: Team Trump’s legal eagles realized they needed to drop and refile their lawsuit. Probably a day late. Biglaw Firm Parties Like It’s 2019: Another Biglaw firm decides what associates really need is more fluorescent lighting. Budget Bill Limits Student Loans: If law school is harder to pay for… maybe they’ll lower tuition?